DON'T BOTHER ME WHILST I GO INSANE
andythenerd:

Two unisex restroom doors, one painted with a unicorn, the other with a unicycle.
Cute as hell.

andythenerd:

Two unisex restroom doors, one painted with a unicorn, the other with a unicycle.

Cute as hell.

(via ghostukulele)

paradoxxspace:

i swear some people on here will just hate literally anything they see is somewhat popular

"i hate flower crowns"

"i hate a harmless book ive never read"

"i hate this word"

"i hate when people use this emoticon"

"i hate when people have fun"

like holy shit go outside and pet a dog and smell a flower or something jfc

(via rahcen)

neptunain:

there’s an incredibly homophobic and transphobic page on facebook called heterosexuals inspiring pride and they make awful clip art comics that literally make no sense and im laughing so hard

(via nobodyputstheimpalainacorner)

fellnotfromheaven:

do you ever finish reading a fanfic and are like ‘i want to read a fanfic of that fanfic’

(Source: vticdl, via tardistacular)

galaxys4:

darn it i just saw a private part on the internet

(via nobodyputstheimpalainacorner)

shitfacedanon:

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

Source


back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.


did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

This just keeps getting better

shitfacedanon:

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

Source

back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.

So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.

The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.

Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.

did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

This just keeps getting better

(via rahcen)

prejaculate:

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

(via so-many-ways-to-be-beautiful)

ratchetmessreturns:

I guess he keeps it real

ratchetmessreturns:

I guess he keeps it real

(via nobodyputstheimpalainacorner)

pullet:

does anyone else know that feel of being fixated on labels and personality tests and shit because they’re the only things that give you a solid grip on your identity

(Source: zombune, via fuckityfuckmeitspetercapaldi)

supersmashthestatebros:

okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.

(via asliverofsanity)

nutrifitblr:

Don’t feel guilty, it’s okay! We all have our bad days, just get back up and start again :) 

nutrifitblr:

Don’t feel guilty, it’s okay! We all have our bad days, just get back up and start again :) 

(via hlddleston)

charmancler:

i’ve never met nicki minaj but i trust her

(via thetomboywithheadphones)

territorialcreep:

your phone is captain America

(Source: multifandom-madnesss, via thedoctorssam)