DON'T BOTHER ME WHILST I GO INSANE

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poppunklovesongs:

knee-say:

"I loved you, always.”

going to comment a little on this game: the overseeing voice talks as if it owns you, and defies your free will. if you follow its orders, you are praised, and the worldview becomes sharper and more detailed. if you don’t, you are chastised, and the world becomes more vague and difficult to navigate, but also more colourful and loud. it’s odd, and sort of eerie, but definitely interesting. take it as you will.

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thedailybeard:

whiskeyontheocean:

catsbeaversandducks:

My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner Ever

Most pet cats will become timid or defensive when outdoors, but not Millie – after being adopted by her mountain-climbing owner Craig Armstrong, Millie has become a feline hiking and mountain-climbing legend.

“She literally loves to climb things… if there’s high-ground she’ll seek it out,” Armstrong said in an interview with Bored Panda. He had nothing but praise for the tenacious little athlete: “Generally she does best on slabby routes where she can scramble from ledge to ledge. She’s an incredible athlete but steep juggy routes just aren’t her thing. When bouldering, though, she’s done some pretty amazing gaps and dynos.”

“I go on a lot of weekend climbing adventures. It never seemed odd to me, just seemed like something I’d do with my pet, take her places,” explained Armstrong. Ever since Millie climbed up onto his shoulder at the Furburbia adoption center in Utah, Armstrong knew they’d make a good team.

There are, of course, pros and cons to taking your cat hiking – “We camp in my truck; She peed in there one night, but she caught a mouse in there one night, too.” Armstrong hopes that they can become a team in other aspects of his life as well; “I’m still waiting for the day we come across a group of pretty ladies and they love Millie and invite us to their campfire that night.“

He also had plenty of advice for owners who might consider hiking with their own cats. “Get them used to their name and to you as a safe place. In talus fields or thick woods she’ll get distracted and climb trees or explore tiny caves and under boulders and stop following sometimes. It’s taken a lot of practice and many trips to get Millie to the point where she follows me down a trail past areas like thickets that would have distracted her otherwise.”

Via Bored Panda

wow

File under: this I wish my cat would do.

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pepprstark:

i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13

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bomb: 0:05
five minutes later
bomb: 0:04

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bongress:

homeboys brought fuckin milk and cereal  to class like it was no big deal

bongress:

homeboys brought fuckin milk and cereal to class like it was no big deal

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poonanji:

see terms:
daddy issues
friend zoned
jail bait

poonanji:

see terms:

  • daddy issues
  • friend zoned
  • jail bait

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roxoah:

fuckmestupid:

Hello, welcome to my home.

it kinda looks like she’s summoned out of a black hole.

roxoah:

fuckmestupid:

Hello, welcome to my home.

it kinda looks like she’s summoned out of a black hole.

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divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

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poopflow:

life is too short to be straight

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but drinking cough syrup when you didn’t have a cough
is ironic, because in reality you’re sicker than you thought

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hurpadootdoot:

wildcolonial:

peterfromtexas:

How public transportation can reduce congestion

i really wanted to write something eloquent here but i’ll settle for “fuck cars”

#also if all those people are in one vehicle they won’t crash into each other

hurpadootdoot:

wildcolonial:

peterfromtexas:

How public transportation can reduce congestion

i really wanted to write something eloquent here but i’ll settle for “fuck cars”

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