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George Merrill gave us the greatest and gayest work of art, the book Maurice by patting E.M Forster on the bum.
Additional things I have gleaned from his Wikipedia article:
- was the person to popularize the phrase/concept of "the Simple Life"
- had a kink for manual laborers and the working class, and when I say kink-- "the grimy and oil-besmeared figure of a stoker", "the thick-thighed hot coarse-fleshed young bricklayer with a strap around his waist", etc.
- Not only inspired Forster's Maurice, but also DH Lawrence's Lady Chatterley's Lover
- The socks and sandals thing. Wtf. It is not adequately explained. Can we blame all bad "dad" fashion on one gay man who wanted Indian footwear but fuzzy feet?
- Did refer to himself as a Uranian, so yup, totally identified as the period-equivalent of Super Gay
- ...this isn't stated outright in the article but it does sound like he traveled all the way to New Jersey once to dick down Walt Whitman
I begin to ask: who *didn’t* travel all the way to new jersey once to dick down Walt Whitman
My dad is a meteorologist and he has never once warned me about an incoming storm. My leeches, however......
*urgently* Lads, the leechometre is at 12 bong, I repeat, 12 bong!
"tempest prognosticator" absolutely sounds like some kind of arcane device a wizard would have lying around in his workshop
It would also probably have leeches in it.
I would pay this man $15 to do all that stuff for me, I have such a hard time making appointments and doing paperwork and shit.
@stvksn on ig
i hope your god has asked you for mercy and i hope you've refused to forgive him
is so insanely powerful. that's gonna be seared in my brain for a long time. fuck.


























